People at the office
are worried about me.

My boss sent an email
around, proposing that
my work colleagues
engage in "Zamboni
Intervention":

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"Get ahold of yourself,
Theresa. We're only concerned
about your well-being."

T: "But I can stop anytime.
It's not like
I HAVE to ride Zambonis."

"Uh-huh."

T: "Nobody believes me!
What kind of friends
are you, anyway?"

Us: "See. That's
the Zamboni talking."


I learned how to operate the Zamboni from a few experts. I got a crash course from Jack Kirrane at Harvard University, proceeded to Rye Playland, practice rink for the New York Rangers, and then headed for the big league of skating--The Rink at Rockefeller Plaza--where I apprenticed with David Meltzer.

I hear the augurs turning, and I'm checking that I'm cutting the ice and laying enough water. I know why some drivers like to stand up; it's nearly impossible to see over the machine and you have to trust your lines by targetting an object in the distance.

It is satisfying and endorphin-raising to produce a decent sheet of ice. The resurfacer is noisy, but I can still hear people talking. A few children wave; a few diners in the Sea Grill and the American Festival Cafe stare. It scares them. It scares and empowers me. I'm on a turntable that keeps going. I'm on a big toy. I have to remember to give the machine gas around the corners or it stalls out. Corners are the hardest part for me. I screech a bit against the board--David usually puts the resurfacer right against the boards for a close shave, but I am hesitant. I wince.

Laying water is easy...it's remembering all the other things that's hard. Conditioner, elevator, movement.

A practical contraption, the machine does what it has to do without any fuss. It's a simple motion--like a man mowing the lawn. A constant spring cleaning. And yet resurfacing seems like so much more, becoming a synthesis of half man, half machine. The Zamboni is taking on a life of its own.

Time is suspended on the ice.

The key to driving is concentration and confidence. Now that the weather is warm, I wish again for unseasonably cold temperatures (I never thought I would) so that I can resume driving. Just call me Zamboni girl.